Doug-Rocket's-offering-a-film-grant-worth-pound20000.

Doug Rocket's offering
a film grant worth £20,000.

but-he's-forgotten-to-publicise-it-so-I-thought-I'd-tell-Claire.

but he's forgotten to publicise it,
so I thought I'd tell Claire.

She'll-get-the-grant-and-I'll-be-on-for-some-filthy-squeezing.

She'll get the grant, and I'll
be on for some filthy squeezing.

-So-have-you-got-her-number-Yep.-I'll-text-it-over.

- So, have you got her number?
- Yep. I'll text it over.

-All-right-Nathan.-How-are-you-doll-snatch

- All right, Nathan.
- How are you, doll snatch?

Doug Rocket's offering a film grant worth £20,000.